A FOWL DEATH!!
39 year old bricklayer Herminio Rivera Couceiro abducted a hen in Orense, Spain and clambered down a river bank to
consumate his passion! Unhappily the Spaniard's nocturnal movements dislodged a large rock and
the curious conjunction of man and bird was rudely cut short as the granite boulder plunged down on
the couple, killing them both instantly. The pathologist later revealed that the man's penis was covered in feathers!!
From The Fortean Book of Strange Deaths.