The Bulls Tale
A farmer and his wife went to a bull sale.
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:
"This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says,
"This one
mated 65 times last
year.
That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from
this one!"
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:
"This bull mated 365
times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He
mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from
this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says,
"Go
and ask if that
was with the the same old cow every day!!!"