Just received this virus warning...

There is a new virus going around called "work".

If you receive any sort of "work" at all,

whether via email, Internet or simply

handed to you by a colleague ...

DO NOT OPEN IT.

"Work" has been circulating around

our building for months and those who

have been tempted to open "work" or

even look at "work" have found that their

social life is deleted and their brain ceases

to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email

or are faced with any "work" at all, then to

purge the virus send an email to your boss

with the words "bollocks... I'm off to the

pub".

The "work" should automatically be

deleted from your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document

form,

simply

drag it to your rubbish bin. Put on your

coat, skip to the nearest pub with two

friends and order three pints of beer.

After repeating this action 14 times, you

will find that "work" will no longer be of

any relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your

address book.

If you do not have anyone in your address

book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has

already corrupted your life!!!!

Bye for now.