Just received this virus warning...
There is a new virus going around called "work".
If you receive any sort of "work" at all,
whether via email, Internet or simply
handed to you by a colleague ...
DO NOT OPEN IT.
"Work" has been circulating around
our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or
even look at "work" have found that their
social life is deleted and their brain ceases
to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email
or are faced with any "work" at all, then to
purge the virus send an email to your boss
with the words "bollocks... I'm off to the
pub".
The "work" should automatically be
deleted from your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper-document
form,
simply
drag it to your rubbish bin. Put on your
coat, skip to the nearest pub with two
friends and order three pints of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you
will find that "work" will no longer be of
any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your
address book.
If you do not have anyone in your address
book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life!!!!
Bye for now.